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Joke of the Day
"I found out when my birthday was and now I can never have a surprise party."
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"What do you call a French human delicacy? Estruckgo I came up with this while drinking french vodka. I am a horrible person when i drink french vodka."
"Man, this one always cracks me up... ...you know, the No. 17 one."
"I walked in on my brother masturbating earlier. He completely froze. After what seemed like an eternity he managed the words ""Why the fuck are you masturbating?!"""
"What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide? Egypt me!"
"I just watched a documentary on marijuana. I think all documentaries should be watched this way."
"What's a Christian's favourite guitar chord? G-sus"
"Why did the console gamer cross the street? To render the rest of the buildings"
"There are 3 kinds of people in this world The ones who can count, and those who can't."
"Who sculpted Mount Rushmore? George Washington Carver."