184819

Joke of the Day

"Boss approaches, I frantically close my google image search of cats hugging, only to show a new window of cats in formal wear. I get fired."

"Why did the boy fall off the bike? Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold"

"My boyfriend asked for a dirty pic last night, I was able to get my whole kitchen in the shot. That should last him a while! He's so weird."

"A family in the Netherlands claims to be the biggest group of Oasis fans in the world.. They call themselves the van der Walls."

"I just googled ""jokes to tell right before you die"" and if that doesn't tell you what kind of person I am, I don't know what does."

"""Talk dirty to me!""she begged. ""Alright,"" he said leaning closer, ""Volkswagon diesel!"""

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't make cheap leather out of Ferraris."

"Jay-Z has an underachieving brother named Lay."

"A friend is in jail and I can't help feeling partially responsible because I framed him for murder."

"Mints I was eating mint chocolates and I felt sick after eight."