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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't make cheap leather out of Ferraris."

"What do you call a gust of wind full of sand? A rough draft"

"If I had a dollar for every repost I saw on r/Jokes... I'd have a lot of money"

"Did you guys ever hear my joke about Ebola virus? It's a gut buster!"

"The invention of the jackhammer. . . It was groundbreaking. [Side Note] I have already posted this on /r/badpuns but, that seems inactive so, I decided to repost it here."

"I'll never understand cannibalism... But to eat your own."

"Who was the first black guy to admit he was the father? Darth Vader."

"My friends laughed at me when I said ""No homo."" Now I have to find some other way to scold my boyfriend."

"I used to have an ex that always played Minesweeper Should have seen the red flags."

"from Jabba the Hutt's perspective Star Wars is the story of a guy who owed him money and then instead of paying had his friends murder him"