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Joke of the Day
"""Talk dirty to me!""she begged. ""Alright,"" he said leaning closer, ""Volkswagon diesel!"""
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"Movie idea: Channing Tatum and Chris Hemsworth are called on by the US government to take their shirts off and punch people who read books."
"What do you call Minecraft in Germany? NEIN-CRAFT!"
"A man walks into a bar He suffered a minor concussion."
"Sometimes I'll start talking to someone on the train, then go ""Oh, this is where I get off"" then close my eyes & stick my hand in my pants."
"/r/Jokes was starting to get flooded by good original jokes ... Edit: I know the mods hate the punchline in the title, my bad"
"There's a new 12 step program for people who can't stop talking. On-and-on-anon."
"I'm sorry, this is awkward. Those weather maps are interesting but I'm actually looking for a ""meaty urologist."""
"Why did hitler commit suicide? He saw the gas bill"
"You know homeless people are the real progressives of this country. Always asking for change."