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Joke of the Day
"What Does a Farmer and Dubstep have in common? They both drop beats!"
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"There is a new car fragrance designed to look like the Joker... The fragrance? Tears of a clown."
"What's Irish and sits on a deck? Patty O'Furniture"
"What has been in the news specifically because it comes in small boxes? Jared's penis"
"My fat friend, who always says I'm cheating when I roll so much as a 16, just rolled a perfect 20. Ugh, I fucking hate hippo-crits."
"Atheists are like a broken pencil They're missing the point"
"Honey, you know the part in The 6th Sense when she drops his wedding ring & you realize he's been dead the whole time? Well I want a divorce"
"A Comprehensive Guide on How to be Like Jesus 1. Be a carpenter. 2. Be a nice guy. 3. ??? 4. Prophet."
"Black Lumberjack What tool does a black lumberjack use? An ask. (Explanation: Because most black people say ax for ask, it is swapped around.) Came up with it by myself, how did I do?"
"I spend 17% of my day wiping the fingerprints off my phone screen."