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Joke of the Day
"What Does a Farmer and Dubstep have in common? They both drop beats!"
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"Actions speak louder than words when you smack someone in the back of the head with a shovel"
"You know what the funniest thing is about dementia?"
"I still don't understand how finishing my food is going to save a starving child in Africa."
"I had an idea for a hot air balloon underwear company. I couldn't get it off the ground."
"What language do farsighted people speak? Farsi."
"My wife just told me she read all 1800 of my tweets. I feel like I did when I was 10 and my mom found that magazine under the mattress...."
"Your body is your temple is a really terrible proverb to promote chastity. Literally anyone can come inside a temple."
"A CW told me for the 50th time that her baby learned how to walk so I told her""if you really wanna impress me lmk when it learns how to fly"""
"A bank is a place that will lend you money... if you can prove that you don't need it."