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Joke of the Day

"Condoms were invented by Arabic-Muslims sometime in the 1400s using lower goat intestine They were later improved by the British in 1873 by taking the intestine out of the goat first"

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"Q: How many Chinamen does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Thousands because Confucious say many hands make light work."
"Someone told me they dont get tattoos cuz ""you dont put bumper stickers on a Ferrari"" which was weird bc he was a 92 Chevy caprice at best"
"Ever read a book or see a film that touches you so deeply it changes your whole worldview? I just took a shit like that."
"Did you know that Lombard street in San fransisco is the second most crooked street in the United States? The most crooked street in the United States is Wall Street!"
"I know it's 3 meals a day,,,,,, But how many at night?"
"When I was young I would go and throw rocks at the man doing Taekwondo in the park I would always get a huge kick out of it"
"I'm so fucking sick of you guys making Asian-lady stereotypes. Now shut up so I can get back to my nail salon."
"10yr old sons joke: Why was ""C"" afraid of all the other letters ? They are all ""Not-C's"" !"
"Why do black people only ever have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."