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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the most recent police shooting? I heard they killed a law-abiding, productive member of society."

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"In Transylvania, it's your Count that votes."
"What do cubs fans do after they win the world series? They turn off their Xbox."
"A french gymnast is getting ready to perform... His coach walks up and says, ""Break a leg!"""
"If you don't have anything nice to say I would probably enjoy spending time with you"
"I asked a friend of mine who cheats on his spouse how he sleeps at night. He responded ""With your wife, John"""
"What do you call the object Attila the Hun uses to brush his leg hair? A Hun knee comb."
"""It's said like it's spelt"" is easy to follow Unless it's said by a Welsh person"
"What's the most popular type of car in Turkey? Coupe"