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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the most recent police shooting? I heard they killed a law-abiding, productive member of society."

"Jokes about wife. First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!' Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive. LOL"

"A bunch of us in a car just ran over a clown... ... tragic sure but soon we can look back and laugh."

"Why do black men smell bad? Because prison showers aren't very good..."

"Why aren't there any jokes about the Jonestown massacre? The punch line takes too long."

"How do you know when a movie is going to be shitty? There are more than 1 SNL cast members in it"

"If human civilization had a narrator it would just be some guy repeating ""Little did they know..."" over and over and over."

"Whats the smartest thing to come out of a womans mouth? Albert Einsteins cock"

"The best times of my life were spent either blowing bubbles or playing with titties..."

"When I was a kid, I used to dream about swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Now I realize that it was just a fanta-sea."