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Joke of the Day

"I think Santa is a pimp all he talks about are Hos."

"Member when ""Member Berries"" wasn't the main remember meme? Pepperidge farm remembers."

"Wife just changed her Facebook status to ""It's complicated."" Better go see what she wants."

"What does Sean Connery call a greedy oyster? Shellfish."

"I can describe my girlfriend and 9/11 in one word bush"

"What do you call a fascist in an ironic t-shirt Adolf Hipster."

"My wife asked me: ""Shall we go bowling or stay cozy home."" I replied: "" I am sick of putting my fingers in holes that everyone has touched with their sweaty hands. Let's go bowling!"""

"HOT local grizzly bears dying to eat YOU!"

"The weatherman is telling us to expect 8 to 9 inches, but he's probably lying."

"I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester... They're calling it Alien vs Predator."