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Joke of the Day

"I heard there's a new movie coming out where an illegal immigrant turns vigilante and battles a child molester... They're calling it Alien vs Predator."

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"What do you call a man who loses pounds for a living? A bad gambler"
"Why doesn't a duck wear underwear? Because their pecker's on their face."
"There is a bible book all about beer... Its called Hebrews"
"I Just Opened An Abortion Clinic.. No fetus can defeat us"
"Remember to check on your elderly neighbors to see if they have anything worth stealing."
"How do you know you're at a gay picnic? The hotdogs taste like shit."
"""Gangnam Style / Schneider, Rob / 9/11 / Inside Job"" - my new version of ""We Didn't Start the Fire"""
"what kind of nut does Spock hate the most? pekhan"
"Just took an acting class.... Now I'm qualified to be a soccer player"