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Joke of the Day

"Wife just changed her Facebook status to ""It's complicated."" Better go see what she wants."

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"Forrest Gump What's Forrest Gump's Facebook password ? 1forrest1"
"He knows when you are sleeping. He knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good... Does Santa work for the NSA?"
"How to Get There by Ridya Bike"
"/r/jokes/ wins Friend of the Planet award! for 95.001% recycled content."
"A local census says that on average, 1 in every 4 guys is gay I hope it's Dave- i think he's kinda cute"
"Who's the most flexible man in the Bible? Job - he tied his ass to a tree and walked all the way to Jerusalem"
"Why can't black people swim? Because the cops will arrest them"
"What is Romeo and Juliet's least favorite fruit? Can't- elope!"