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Joke of the Day
"Pedophiles are basically another form of hipsters... ... they are into people before it's cool."
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"When my girlfriend and I decided to make it official, I told her: I have to tell you, before we met, I was... well...promiscuous. Oh cool she exclaimed. I love Greek mythology."
"What do you call a cheap cicumsicion? A rip off"
"Got a problem with me? I'm pretty sure a status on Facebook won't fix it."
"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon trainer. Ash."
"Why cant Skrillex go fishing? ...because he always drops the bass."
"An alligator can grow up to 17 feet. But most only have four."
"What's a ghost's favorite type of porn? Boookakke!"
"Bar joke A monk, a rabbi, and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender says ""what is this? Some kind of joke?"""
"ladies, sometimes you only get a personalized ringtone so guys like me don't even have to get up to ignore your call."