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Joke of the Day

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blue ! Blue who ? Blue away with the wind !"

"What's the difference between a vegetarian and a virgin? A vegetarian doesn't like meat and a virgin doesn't know yet if she likes meat or not."

"Beauty & the Beast 2 is just 90 minutes of Belle and the prince shopping for new furniture after it all turned back into people."

"When I was growing up plastic surgery was a bit of a taboo subject... These days if you mention Botox no one raises an eyebrow."

"Why do Asian women have small tits? Because only A's are acceptable."

"I was doing manual handling training at work today. I've been picking it up really well."

"Undressing with the curtains open is my little way of giving back to the old ladies in our neighborhood watch."

"I had sex in a hall of mirrors. I was fucking beside myself."

"If your boyfriend doesn't buy you chocolates today, it's probably because he thinks you're fat."

"Jeb says hes good at fixing things and I don't doubt him... People who voted in Florida during the 2000 presidential election know what I'm *talkin* about."