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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a crazy bug on the moon? A lunar tick."
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"When life gives you chlamydia, make lemon chlamydia?"
"Sorry I always spell your name Brain, guys named Brain."
"What did they call the suave printer salesman? Prints Charming"
"Are my undies showing? [""No.""] ""Would you like them to?"""
"If ""she'll be riding six white horses when she comes"", she's probably a little more woman than I can handle."
"You're a busy woman. Let the smoke alarm tell you when the chicken's done."
"I went to a self defence class last night and the instructor told me to ""take him by surprise and attack him"". So when I saw him in Walmart the next day I threw a can of beans at his head."
"Imagine how hard you'd cry if you found out your mom had been eaten by a wolf WHILE you were chopping onions."
"There's a faggot in the trunk of my car. There were too many sticks in my front yard, so I'm dumping them in the woods."