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Joke of the Day
"Sorry I always spell your name Brain, guys named Brain."
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"Me: Let's try it have a nice weekend without any fighting, ok? Hub: Agreed Me: Wait, where are you going? Hub: Fishing. See you Monday"
"Catch 22: I bought a protein shake but am not strong enough to twist the cap off."
"My kid said he was gonna jump off the roof using a blanket as a parachute and I was like ""That won't work you idiot. Go get my umbrella""."
"Why don't vegans eat chicken? Because it contains egg..."
"Say, hypothetically, I was stuck in an air vent over a dressing room at Lane Bryant. What kind of legal issues am I dealing with?"
"How many white cops does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, as he'll just beat the room for being black."
"Asterisks are awesome. *tosses a midget dressed in sexy maid outfit off the Eiffel Tower with parachute made of pancakes*"
"What do you call a magic dog? A Labracadabrador."
"What's Irish and sits on a porch? Pati 'O' Furniture"