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Joke of the Day

"HA! [That's close enough.](http://windows.microsoft.com/en-us/internet-explorer/downloads/ie-9/worldwide-languages)"

"Sometimes I drink water to surprise my liver."

"What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out my underpants? My mother."

"Why do cows huddle together when it rains? To keep each udder dry Courtesy of my significant other"

"Some people dont appreciate a good joke. When I say knock knock, youre supposed to say ""who's there?"" not ""im taking a shit, who are you?!"""

"Have you heard about corduroy pillowcases? They're making head lines!"

"What do you call a heard of sperm whales? Bukkake."

"""That guy is such a douche-bag! Is he single? Maybe I can fix him!"" women"

"Every so often my mother has a great idea, usually it involves leaving my house."

"What's the difference between a fedora and a fedina? ""A fedina? What's a fedina?"" ""*a-Spaghetti and meatballs!*"" Try it out. Just try it. This holiday season."