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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a fedora and a fedina? ""A fedina? What's a fedina?"" ""*a-Spaghetti and meatballs!*"" Try it out. Just try it. This holiday season."

"I'm sitting in a bar, minding my own business, when a guy yells in my ear, ""I'm gonna fuck your mother!"" I turn around and say, ""go home dad, you're drunk again."""

"What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much? Tupac-aday"

"I'm so pale all of my relationships are interracial."

"After a rough night, I woke up one morning and thought I should join Alcoholics Anonymous... I changed my mind though, because I am NOT a quitter."

"I don't get why he counts the beer before he leaves to work... There's never any left when he comes home. Idiot."

"I doubt anyone's actually ""dying"" from seeing a cute baby picture on FB, but we can always dream."

"Why is China so politically in bed with Africa? Because China is the biggest coal burner in the world"

"I was going to pay the taxi driver with my leftovers from lunch but that wouldn't be fare to him"

"Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman."