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Joke of the Day
"Every so often my mother has a great idea, usually it involves leaving my house."
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"The volume of sewage burdening my local treatment works is rising excrementally."
"What's your opinion on the mobius strip debate? I find it a tad one-sided."
"I speak both universal languages: 1. English 2. Louder & slower English"
"What do a good vacuum cleaner and a bad vacuum cleaner have in common? They both suck."
"the liberal media won't report that I can easily do 100 push-ups because they are frightened"
"Sometimes when I talk to people I start pointing at crouches. (Point)"
"How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb? None - its a hardware problem"
"I'm starting to think the Hangover Fairy and the Angel of Death are the same person."
"Some people should be recalled."