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Joke of the Day

"Some people dont appreciate a good joke. When I say knock knock, youre supposed to say ""who's there?"" not ""im taking a shit, who are you?!"""

"I'm not kidding Santa is waiting outside my house til it's ""late enough"" to go down my chimney"

"Nobody deserves to look that peaceful sleeping. SLAP."

"Why do gingers always have such frizzy hair? You would too if you had no reflection."

"What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long? Polaroids!"

"Anti-vaxxers make me SICK! Or they would, if my parents were imbeciles"

"How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One for the money, two for the show."

"How do Rednecks celebrate Halloween? Pump kin!"

"Yes, mother, I have gained weight. No, it was not appropriate to point it out by pinching my muffin top in front of thirty people."

"What did the boy say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while playing tag? Na-na boo-boo"