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Joke of the Day

"A wise man once said, ""Science bring people to the moon..."" ""...and planes bring people into buildings."""

"Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry? cos sin"

"Don't worry if you're skydiving and your parachute doesn't open You got the rest of your lives to fix it!!!"

"I knew you would come crawling back to me. Shut up and give me back the wheelchair."

"Given the species' reputation, you'd think Bugs Bunny would have more relatives."

"Population Control: Make birth control a psychedelic. You're welcome."

"Me winding up as the last man on earth is an unlikely scenario, but an awful lot of women seem to have already thought it through."

"Rihanna the masochist paparazzi: why did you stay with chris brown? rihanna: beats me"

"I like my women like how I like my White House... No Bush!!!!"

"Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing she said ""Moving."""