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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing she said ""Moving."""

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"""i said make him fetch"" yeah? ""what have you done"" he looks pretty fetching to me *dog in shirt & tie* does he have a job interview or somet"
"Marketing companies should use chromosomes in advertisements because sex cells."
"Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away? 1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children."
"By a show of Hans, how many of you are German?"
"Engineers are sexual intellectuals or in other words... Fucking know-it-alls"
"What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge? Elvis Parsley"
"What did the robot hit-man say to his robot victim? ""Nothing personal."""
"How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware problem"
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