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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street I asked her what she was doing she said ""Moving."""

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"Why did Rose not buy the iPhone 7 Cause it didn't have a Jack"
"After a long day at work, I like to spend time at home with my liquor cabinet oh and my wife I guess and that thing that poops."
"A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, ""I'm sorry, but we don'tserve food here."""
"I like my eggs ovariesy"
"Don't let a Chromosome get you down One of my personal favorites."
"Growing up couldn't wait to have a room of my own and do whatever I liked. So why did I end up doing the exact opposite by getting married?"
"A funeral stone: This is where rests in peace an attorney, a good and honorable man A guy passing buy is shocked: "" Wow! I never knew they can bury 3 people in the same grave."""
"Q: What's red and not there? A: No Tomatoes."
"Clearly, there was once a dangerous alternative to Safeway."