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Joke of the Day
"Why is Peter Pan always flying? Because he neverlands."
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"What do you call an aardvark that plays poker? A cardvark!"
"A guy walks up to a white girl at Starbucks ""Hey girl, Are you Sodium Oxide? Because you're so basic."""
"What do you call an orthodox jew that is prone to heartburn? Acidic. [My apologies]"
"Yo mamma so fat... ...she doesn't jump, she pushes the earth away from her, and it falls back to her."
"Your mother is so ugly..... That when she fought Scorpion in Mortal Kombat, he yelled, ""Get over there!"""
"What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning? I'm not letting you cook dinner again"
"Has anyone seen the new Ebola video ? I heard it went viral."
"What don't BMWs have that all other manufacturers do? Turn signals"
"What do Donald Trump and the Chinese have in common? Im not going to make a shit joke about a wall get out of here"