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Joke of the Day

"Want to hear a pizza joke? Never mind it's too cheesy."

"What do r/jokes subscribers and Catholic priests have in common? Both think the shorter the better."

"I was at the gym and noticed a hole on my Trainer that I could fit my finger in He filed a formal complaint and I'm banned for life.."

"[mom sneaks up & scares son; ruins coloring] Narrator: Does this happen to u? Then u need... [cut to mom jumping on 1 foot & yelling] Legos"

"Where does a dog go to buy shoes? Reebark"

"The internet was down at work today. I got about 7 months worth of work done out of boredom."

"What's the Difference Between A Condom and Your Mother? A condom wasn't on my dick last night."

"I don't have bumper stickers because I don't believe in anything strongly enough to potentially get my car keyed."

"[karate tournament] coach: Billy sweep the leg! me in the crowd: haha hey billy vacuum his head! *Billy just wails opponent with a Dyson*"

"Never hold in a fart... they go to your head, and that's where shitty ideas come from."