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Joke of the Day

"""i used to live in india, now I live in indiana"" ""is there a difference?"" ""na"""

"""Daddy, do butterflies have really small penises?"" Parenting books didn't prepare me for that. And I am *not* Googling ""butterfly dicks."""

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !"

"The true irony in Taylor Swift singing about feeling 22 at age 23 is that I want to hit her in the face with a cast iron skillet."

"My wife was cremated after her death. And during."

"Cop: license and registration. Me: I don't carry my drivers license so I don't lose it. Cop: where is it? Me: I have absolutely no idea."

"Is yur name Atilla cuz you can be my hun anytime!"

"Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: A Rip Off"

"When does a cat need milk? Right meow... I know, the joke sucked. I'm going back in my corner now"

"A nun was losing sleep over whether or not to take up sewing She heard it could be habit-forming"