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Joke of the Day

"""Daddy, do butterflies have really small penises?"" Parenting books didn't prepare me for that. And I am *not* Googling ""butterfly dicks."""

"Do you want to celebrate!? It's the year of the cock."

"Whats the Difference between an Atheist, a Christian and a Dog? DogMa"

"What do you call a car made out of Canadian money? A CADillac."

"Why is it called Big Bang? Baby universe was born."

"Intellectual Joke Helium walks into a bar, The bar tender says ""We don't serve noble gases in here."" Helium doesn't react."

"What do you call a Viking pop band with a big gay following? The Pillage People."

"You have tattoos and curves? *unbuttons pants* You're also batshit crazy? *takes off pants* You listen to Paramore? *puts on clothes*"

"One day we'll open Twitter & it'll just say: Thanks for playing! Hope you enjoyed this social experiment. Now apologise to your loved ones."

"Crueless joke Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."