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Joke of the Day
"Q: What do you call a cheap circumcision? A: A Rip Off"
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"Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he felt funny. (I can't take credit for this joke, my boss's 8y/o son came up with it.)"
"""The top of my toliet seat is uncomfortable to sit on. I want it to feel like my living room floor"" - inventor of carpet toliet seat covers"
"Lif's too short"
"Everyone tells me to stop singing Wonderwall... I said maybe"
"How do we create jobs? I thought he was already dead"
"I have a great story to tell u. ""Why don't u just go write a book"" Wow, that's- ""Don't u dare say it-"" a novel idea. ""I'm moving out"""
"What do you call a lesbian with long finger nails? *Single*."
"Honk if you hate noise pollution"
"That spray tan made me smell like burnt hair & cat pee with a coconut twist. If I could bottle this stench, I'd call it Jersey Whore Breeze."