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Joke of the Day
"When does a cat need milk? Right meow... I know, the joke sucked. I'm going back in my corner now"
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"Somebody wrote ""wash me"" on my car. I'm so lazy, I just wrote ""no"" under it."
"I was called a racist for saying black paint today... Apparently the correct term is, ""Tyrone paint the fence"""
"I'll sleep when my iPhone's dead."
"the year is 2042. a man is fired for doing ""the robot"" in a mixed crowd of humans and androids at the company xmas party."
"In my dog's mind he's saving the world, one tree at a time."
"What do you call a litter of Corgi puppies? A Corgisbord."
"An Arab is shaking a carpet on the window.A guy sees from below and asks: What's wrong with it? Doesn't start?"
"What did one rock pool say to the other rock pool? Show me your mussels."
"Why did the dog sleep so poorly? By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!"