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Joke of the Day
"Why did the traitor wear two watches? Because he's a two timer."
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"Water is composed of two gins, Oxygin and Hydrogin. Oxygin is pure gin. Hydrogin is gin and water."
"I bought a toaster with variable browning control but all it will say is ""Take away love and our earth is a tomb""."
"I said ""Margarita"" 3 times in the mirror instead of ""Bloody Mary"" and now a ghost mariachi band is forcing me to play maracas for them."
"Why is Hel great in bed? Because she can *switch stances* ( )"
"sew myself into an anime body pillow, trick some unsuspecting outcast into loving a human. the ultimate prank"
"I prefer women with big breathing problems than big breasts. I'm an asthma-n."
"Bear and Rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, Bear turns to Rabbit and says, ""Do you have a problem with shit sticking to your fur?"" Rabbit says no and Bear whipes his ass with Rabbit."
"I saw a woman crying on a park bench so I sat down and hugged her and whispered ""please stop stealing my spotlight"""
"What do you get if you combine a rhetorical question and a joke?"