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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a guy fucks a girl and never calls her again? A hit and run"

"Have you seen the documentary on Freddie Mercury's butthole? It's called ""Under Pressure""."

"""You had a life. It was this long. Here's a rock."" - tombstones"

"Truthful Tuesday: If a rapper raps about how much money he has then I download his music for free."

"A parabola walked into a bar... It walked out again"

"What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show? 19 Kids and Counting"

"Q: Why do bees have sticky hair? A: They use honeycombs."

"You may think that a pirate's favorite letter is R But they actually love the C."

"Facebook has a link to ""Report a Problem"" so I wrote ""I'm not very close with my father."" Now we wait I guess"

"Wanna freak people out? Lick your fingertips when you finish pumping gas."