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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when a guy fucks a girl and never calls her again? A hit and run"

"What is the leading cause of pedophilia in America? Sexy children."

"In honor of the 30 year anniversary of the Challenger explosion. What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts"

"Why did the electrician close early on Mondays? Because business was very light."

"I was going to post my best Madeline McCann joke but my parents would kill me"

"What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page? Alt+Right"

"*offers dog a treat* Dog: I have a boyfriend"

"My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine."

"I lost a good friend today, he asked me to pick up some non-alcoholic beer."

"What do you call a documentary on Nuns? Virgin Media."