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Joke of the Day
"What's Subway Jared's favorite TV show? 19 Kids and Counting"
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"How many blondes does it take to make a great joke? Yes."
"Why did Hitler commit suicide? He received the gas bill."
"An unsharpened pencil... ...is pointless."
"Did you know that Samsung also manufacture hangar ships? Must be because of all their ports left Open. (l8 to the party i know)"
"Martinis are like titties... ...one isn't enough, and three are too many."
"a linux joke (may offend some) I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"
"Why do female skydivers wear jock straps? So they don't whistle on the way down."
"Girl Logic: I'd like him a lot more if he ignored and liked me a little less."
"How do you get a clown off of its unicycle? Hit it in the face with a pickaxe."