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"You may think that a pirate's favorite letter is R But they actually love the C."
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"/r/Jokes/ wins Friend of the Planet award! for 95% recycled content."
"In honour of Mothers Day, what's your favourite Yo' Momma Joke?"
"If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you while you're in the bathroom? European"
"If you love someone, set them free. If they come back with two police officers, you'll know that setting them free was a bad idea."
"What do the Scottish people call iPhone? A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)"
"One goldfish to his tankmate: ""If there's no God who changes the water?"""
"What did the glass of water say to his son who is obsessed with becoming ice? It's just a phase."
"How many Freudian psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Penis. I mean, 1."
"I'm not racist, but black people sure were nicer before the civil rights movement."