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Joke of the Day

"What did the Nazi with celiac disease say at the breakfast table? Excuse me, but is this cereal Glutenfrei?"

"I buy my shoes three sizes too big so if I run into a clown posse I'll have automatic street cred."

"Old milk is just like cold milk Except you didn't c what you were getting into."

"[typing autopsy report after lunch] weird, seems the killer spilled some coffee and part of a sandwich inside the victim"

"Sour cream is Mexican ketchup. I put that shit on everything."

"What's a KKK member's favorite car? A crossfire."

"Whenever I'm sad I remember that Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a blind guy. Then I feel better about myself."

"Your face on Facebook and twitter : ( `) . In real life : ( () )"

"Finally, GOOGLE will be firmly AHEAD of APPLE... ...ALPHABETICALLY :)"

"The list of things I hate the most is -Hate -Lists -Irony -Cheap jokes stolen from the internet -Irony -Repetition -Did I mention irony?"