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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I'm sad I remember that Ryan Seacrest tried to high-five a blind guy. Then I feel better about myself."

"Needed directions in Hollywood last weekend So last weekend in Hollywood i managed to get lost so i approached a fancy looking black couple and asked for directions . . . They gave me their baby."

"put ur hair in a man-bun. now put ur beard in a man-bun too. congratulations ur now a hamburger. be free, hamburger man."

"Did you know Canada was initially spelled Cnd? But when they pronounced it, the word came out ""C-eh"" ""N-eh"" ""D-eh"""

"Depressed? Just imagine Ozzy Osbourne struggling to pour a giant jar of change into a Coinstar."

"""Yeah, well your dog isn't a rescue, your snacks are processed and everyone knows you're vaccinated"" - how a kid talks shit in 2015"

"Another Dad Joke Dad: Guess who I saw today? Kid: Who? Dad: Everyone I looked at!"

"Dog The Bounty Hunter's greatest weakness is getting distracted when the fugitive throws a tennis ball."

"I accidentally typed my symptoms into IMDB instead of WebMD and it told me I have Gary Busey."

"What's the difference between Barack Obama and Cecil the lion? Ones an African lion, the other's a lyin' African."