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Joke of the Day

"How do you make pickle bread? You need dill dough."

"How do you tell jokes? Repost :("

"My GPA.. My GPA is the square root of -16. An imaginary 4.0"

"I don't think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when I'm wide awake and gets me up when I'm sleepy!"

"Why do flamingos stand on one leg? Because if they didn't they'd fall over."

"Why did they not allow farmers in Greece? They got tired of all the minotaurs."

"How do you stop a mexican tank? You shoot the guy pushing it."

"Me and my girlfriend were on a cruise, listening to Bob Marley. She said he was Upboat."

"Sometimes I just sit and run my fingers through my girl's hair. Its a nice way to let her know I love her and also that were out of napkins"

"Playing Scrabble is like talking to women... You spend the whole time looking at the rack trying to form words."