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Joke of the Day

"How do you make pickle bread? You need dill dough."

"Did you hear about the motorbike who came out to his parents? He was bi-cycle"

"Three things in the universe are constant. The speed of light, gravity, and laundry."

"Sigmund Freud was a moron with a huge ego And id. And superego."

"Did you hear the one about the man who panicked when his friend started to drown? He didn't know water do..."

"Tried explaining Twitter to my dad, but his ""why would you want to do that?"" argument was pretty bulletproof."

"What is a homophobe's favorite fruit? Cant-elope."

"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things, literally."

"What do midwesterners call Minnesota? Minnepop."

"Chimps Broke Out of Ferguson Zoo Apparently they're starting fires across town."