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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about the motorbike who came out to his parents? He was bi-cycle"
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"You'll have to excuse me. I've just been going through a weird time since birth."
"I can't remember what 51, 6 and 500 are in Roman numerals... fcuking livid"
"76% of being in a relationship is waiting for someone to watch a show."
"Two muffins are in an oven The first one says its kind of hot in here. The second one says HOLY SHIT it's a talking muffin."
"Why did China lose WW2? Because their weapons were made in China"
"Why do Marlboro cigarettes have white filters in America, but yellow filters in Europe? So Keith Richards can tell which continent he's in."
"r/Jokes Do you know any jokes told in the first person? I always enjoy a good joke told as if it actually happened to the person telling it. Know any good ones?"
"What starts with ""P"" and ends with ""orn""? Popcorn Pervs."
"How do blind people know when to stop wiping their ass?"