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Joke of the Day
"I told my wife she was applying her eyebrows too high She looked surprised."
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"What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage? This joke. PS: You don't think so? Prove me wrong."
"Is it just me, or do toasters have like 4 settings too many? They should have 1 setting that reads: ""Toast"""
"I'm gonna drink until she's pretty then fuck her until she's ugly again."
"I was thrown out of the hospital for improper conduct with children Apparently dressing up like the grim reaper and pointing at anti-vaxxer's kids isn't okay."
"I didn't really want to take my friend's true or false test But he wouldn't take no for an answer"
"Obama: any good ideas in how to defeat isis? *Biden raises hand* Obama: besides assembling the Avengers? *Biden lowers hand*"
"30 seconds left on the microwave. Women: set table, pour drinks, tweet, talk on the phone. Men: do the space shuttle countdown."
"A duck walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender says ""cash or credit ?""... ...the ducks says ""put it on my bill""."
"What happens when you fall in love with a french chef? You get buttered up. "