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Joke of the Day

"They need to make realistic commercials for beds & mattresses. They always show a couple, never a guy with a dog asleep on his chest."

"What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil? I've never had a lentil on my face"

"What is the difference between the USA and USB? One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard."

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick strawberries."

"Relationships are like fat people... Most of them don't work out."

"Why are black people so good at basketball? Because they have great hangtime."

"It's great how you have legs that can take you away from a conversation when you don't feel like listening to people anymore"

"All I'm saying is, China could have a much better relationship with the West if they shared their dragons with us but whatever be that way."

"Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here."

"Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only ""comes"" once a year"