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Joke of the Day

"The nintendo 64 turned 18 last month Which means you can now legally blow the cartridges"

"Two cannibals are eating a clown, one turns to the other and asks 'does this taste funny to you?' Ba da ba, tshhhh."

"Have you ever had sex with a comedian? It's a fucking joke."

"Olympic Sailing results are in! Denmark have taken gold Finland have taken silver Somalia have taken a middle aged couple who were on a worldwide cruise"

"What did one sub-orbital jet propulsion engineer say to the other? This ain't exactly rocket science."

"So many Irish twins being born these days the numbers just keep Dublin up."

"MISSING HER SHE SAID SHE DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP, THEN I WON 300,00 DOLLARS AND NOW SHE WANTS ME......I GAVE HER A DOLLAR AND TOLD HER WENDY'S IS OPEN.....LOL"

"People say I'm bad at delivering jokes... Which is why I'm not the delivery boy for Domino's anymore"

"Did you hear about the attempted shooting at the 2015 Pokemon World Championship? The gunmen tried to escape, but luckily, officers were able to catch'em all."

"[Club] Me: *has debilitating crush on a nerd* Nerd: What you feel is a burst of norepinephrine increasing arousal and focus- Me: *swoons*"