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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a rare Egyptian King? King Nottocommon"
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"Why Jewish are one of the most intelligent people in the world? They spent a lot of time in Concentration camps."
"My friend is really into that show Arrow He's a real Arrow-head"
"Boss: we're going to our cabin on the lake this weekend Coworker: you guys have a cabin ON the lake? Boss: Ya? Coworker: must be wet hahaha"
"I make so many dad jokes... I probably have a lot of bastard children I don't know about"
"Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes."
"When Chuck Norris says ""More cowbell"", he MEANS it."
"What's the final digit of the square root of 2 (2)? I don't know, sometimes radicals can be irrational."
"Today is the first New Moon after Jan 21sr. Happy New Year to Chinese people and all who choose to be Chinese for a day."
"Why do birds fly south for the winter? because its too far to walk!"