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Joke of the Day
"What's the fastest way to lose weight? Puking and shitting at the same time."
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"You raised me and taught me everything I know. Happy Father's Day, internet."
"No internet access in Cairo- Now the country is just called Gypt."
"My roommate broke my favorite Russell Crowe dvd, and she was eaten by a crocodile shortly after. I'm actually kinda Gladiator."
"Why do lesbians have belly buttons? To hold the tartar sauce."
"Where does a digital photographer hang his work? On a jpeg."
"""Let me put it this way.."" ~gist of Kamasutra"
"So I slept with your daughter last night. She has a tiny dick though."
"Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle? It's always right."