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Joke of the Day

"Cops are looking for a fat bank robber. He's still at large."

"I am aware that smoking will kill me, please explain to me again how you'll live forever"

"What did the woman say to the vampire when she woke up with her period? ""I made you breakfast in bed!"""

"Types of people There are two types of people. People wh don't finish what they start and..."

"7yo: I'M REALLY MAD AT YOU MOMMA SO I'M GOING TO BED EARLY Me: OH NO. NOT THAT. ANYTHING BUT THAT"

"Me: I could tell you, but I'd have to- Him: Kill me? hahaha Me: No, talk to you. And I don't wanna do that."

"train operator just yelled at someone to stop smoking and they said ""I'm vaping"" and the conductor said ""I don't care"" and everyone laughed"

"Knock Knock Who said you could come in?"

"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid."

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