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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid."

"Ferguson jokes... Are always a riot."

"I wasn't sure about having sex with aliens Butt fuck 'et"

"I fell in love at first sight. I should have looked twice."

"Bisexual girls are like spaghetti. Straight until wet."

"The less skilled the player, the more likely he is to share his ideas about the golf swing."

"What do you call a rich male redhead? A Gingerbread Man. I'll just close the door behind me..."

"Men are like floor tiles You lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for the rest of your life"

"I don't have a summer home, but I do have several different email addresses."

"What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party? The cat ate her."