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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a religion and a cult? A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid."

"What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation mark? The period: it marks the end of his sentence."

"We have to operate now if the cancer spreads anymore you won't be able to tell the difference between people & food ""Are you nuts?"" Dear God"

"I can't pull a rabbit out of a hat. But I can pull a hair out of my ass."

"What happened to Donald Trump when he visited Switzerland? He Felt the Bern"

"What's the difference between an incontinent person and a 1980's Renault? One's a leaker, one's a Le Car."

"Taylor swift waved at a boy yesterday But he didn't wave back... So she will have a new album coming out tomorrow."

"Claim to fame Celebrities walk on red carpet because they are famous. I walk on toilet paper because I'm the shit!"

"My friend took my mood ring without my permission. I'm not sure how I feel about that."

"Why can't you tell secrets in a corn field? ...because there are too many ears."