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Joke of the Day

"Old witch: Now I know you want a job with me. Do you tell lies? Young witch: No but I can pick it up."

"A mushroom walks into a bar... The bartender says ""we dont serve your kind."" The mushroom replies ""but im a fungi!"

"That awkward moment when you accidently knock a 90 year old over trying to get to the buffet first."

"How many gnomes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just the two, really. Or as many as will fit, if theyre feeling frisky."

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur A lickalotopuss"

"What's the difference between Bill Cosby and a Rap artist? art"

"Why were the inventors of the airplane correct in thinking they could fly? Because they were Wright."

"For parents, college is the opposite of kidnapping. They demand $100,000 from you or they'll send your kid back."

"*answers a bagel like a phone* i'm just in a meeting right now i'll call you back"

"The real fight of the century was between, Jamie Foxx and the national anthem"