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Joke of the Day
"What's a narcissist's favorite color? Reflection"
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"Megan and chicken Knock, knock? Who's there? Megan and chicken Megan and chicken who? He's megan a list and chicken it twice, he's gonna find out who's naughty and nice..."
"Why do tumblr users make for poor gunmen? They are afraid of triggers."
"What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man? WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes"
"I feel bad for the children of Vegans because no one gets found when their picture's on the back of unsweetened organic almond milk."
"""GRAAAAAAIIIINNNNS"" Vegetarian Zombie"
"Q. Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall? A. To see what was on the other side."
"I like my coffee like I like my women Sent back for not being hot enough"
"What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?"
"For some reason all of my friends are calling me racist I just can't seem to get through to them that racism is a crime, and crime is for black people"