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Joke of the Day
"My local police chief does a talk on heroin... So you can't understand any of it."
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"What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dick is hanging out."
"Probably the worst part about being a penguin is after you're in an argument, you'll try to waddle away angrily but still look adorably cute"
"'Find a guy who ruins your lipstick, not your mascara ' lol mate ruin any part of my makeup nd ur gettin smacked down"
"The cop jokes on this sub are getting out of hand All the black jokes keep getting shot down."
"Me: My body is a temple Personal Trainer: But what about all the food and wine and parties? Me: It's a temple to Dionysus"
"You can't spell ""Schwarzenegger"" without ""google."""
"A blonde went to buy 2 bananas The seller told her that he didn't have change and asked if she wanted one more, the blonde responded ""Okay, i will eat one""."
"""Wow the service here is really good"" - snail after waiting 40 mins for a Big Mac"
"Three People Killed at Colorado Abortion Clinic Sounds like a slow day to me"