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Joke of the Day

"The cop jokes on this sub are getting out of hand All the black jokes keep getting shot down."

"Santa went to the doctor's Santa Claus went to the doctor's with a mince pie stuck up his arse. The doctor took one look at it and said ""no worries, I can give you some cream for that."""

"What should you do if you come across an elephant in the jungle? Wipe it off."

"I have a feeling that Scalia was sad that he was going to be alone on Valentine's Day... ...and it broke his heart..."

"Why did the former porn actor get fired from his job as a gas station attendant? Right before the tanks were full, he would pull out the nozzle and spray gas all over the car."

"How do most bakers get their start in the industry? They knead dough"

"I met a really cool girl name Helicase, but there's a problem... ... she's always trying to unzip my genes."

"Why do teenage girls travel in odd-numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"The reason why the current season of GoT is not so good as the last one ... because my wife said so."

"Poker doesn't work well in Africa. There's just too many cheetahs."