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Joke of the Day
"What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dick is hanging out."
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"How do IT technicians prefer to be paid? Cache in hand."
"The New England Patriots deflate balls to win a game... and get punished with a low pressure system."
"What do baby parabola drink? Their Quadratic Formula!"
"People come up to me all the time in the street and they say to me, they say, ""Joe, what's the difference between Hag Shavuot and Hag Ha-Katzir?"" And I say to them, I say, ""Oh, about fifty bucks."""
"Just found out my friend's wife is pregnant They say they don't know the sex, but I am fairly certain it wasn't anal"
"*drops pizza slice on the floor Hey can I get another slice? *eats slice that fell on the floor then eats new slice"
"Where do you hide a hippie's weed? Under the soap."
"What has a tongue, cannot walk, but gets around a lot? Steven Hawking"
"How to get fucked up in bakery? Get creampied."