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Joke of the Day

"Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency That would be ironic."

"How's everyone holding up ? It's crazy out there. I've killed at least 15 zombies already !! Why are they all carrying candy ?"

"What is an astronaut's favorite meal? *Launch*"

"Not to brag, but I can usually tell if meat has spoiled between 4-6 hours after eating it."

"Gas is $4 a gallon and girls still think we're coming over to just ""chill."""

"you live and learn, me, i try to die and unlearn as much possible. thats the difference between you and me, those things"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the fresh prints"

"There are rumors that Robert Pattinson from the ""Twilight"" movies may be the next Indiana Jones. If there is one thing I want with my rugged action heroes, it's a little bit of sparkle!"

"The doctor's had some troubles convincing Jim he had gone deaf. He wouldn't hear it."

"If your toilet paper roll is on the wrong way, I'll fix it and then never come over again."