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Joke of the Day

"So what do you do for a living? ""I'm in the Secret Service"" Wow, you didn't keep that secret too well did you"

"I know a guy addicted to brake fluid He says he can stop at any time"

"You need Jesus in your life... that lawn won't mow by itself"

"A woman walks into a bar and orders a drink called ""Innuendo"". So the barkeeper gives it to her."

"I am a proud member of Grammar Nazi... And your not."

"Ads can get you laid Cuz when I turned on Ad blocker, all the women in my area who were interested in me suddenly disappeared."

"[last supper] Judas: Here, I brought this Jesus: A bottle of wine? Srsly? I need that like I need a hole in my hand Judas: *winks at camera*"

"What do you call a pig behind a car wheel? A ham brake !"

"What time is it after you've eaten a dozen eggs? 8:12"

"I honestly can't believe they've been together for 20 years. who? Deez nuts GOTEEEEEE I'm actually 45.... GOTEEEEEE"