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Joke of the Day

"What's the most annoying joke in the world?"

"I'd only marry someone if they seemed like they'd be pretty easygoing during our divorce."

"What's the most musical part of a fish? Its scales."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz dis boy wants ya downvotes and dat jazz"

"Why couldn't R get to P? He had to wait in a Q!"

"*tree falls in the forest* *tree pretends to start jogging so it doesn't look like an idiot*"

"I do most of my lying when I'm trying to get off the phone."

"What do kazoos and my father have in common? They were both around for a short time in the '90s only to be unheard of from then on."

"If you're appraching a 5th wipe you should just take a shower."

"What do you call it when a stripper does charity work? Pro *boner* work"