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Joke of the Day
"How many ants does it take to rent a house? Ten ants. ^lol"
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"Before Midnight on New Years Eve, I raised my Left Foot off the Ground So I could be sure to start 2016 on the right foot"
"An 80's style montage of me and a dog learning to use chopsticks, and the dog progressing marginally faster"
"I was arrested for assault with a chicken. The cops suspected foul play."
"That thing your kid said wasn't funny."
"There are 3 kinds of people in the world. Those who can count and those who can't."
"What do you call a drunk dinosaur? Stagger-saurus."
"What do you call a group of Jewish friends? Hebros."
"What's the name of the tree that gives mexicans? The scaffolding"
"Me: If you take them out of their natural habitat they seek revenge by burning your tounge Sis: M: S: That's a pizza roll. You're high"