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Joke of the Day
"How many ants does it take to rent a house? Ten ants. ^lol"
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"Did you know you can break your nose if you squint hard enough? I did it on the bus today and some Asian guy punched me in the face!"
"Who has a higher recycling rate than a recycling plant? r/Jokes"
"Looking for a job on Craigslist. A guy wants to pay $150 to borrow a valid driver's license to rent a car. What could possibly go wrong?"
"Tell me your best joke?"
"Ever wonder where people got their surnames from? Mr. Baker was probably a baker. Mr. Butcher might have been a butcher. ...then there's Mr. Dickinson."
"[interview] ""Tell me about a time you defied authority to achieve a goal."" Me: no"
"a useful hat is also a handicap"
"The man who invented Velcro has died. RIP."
"Why should you never kiss a slutty bird? Because you might get chirpies, which is a canararial disease, but don't worry, it's tweetable."